Chocolate UmbrellaMalcolm has inadvertantly discovered a fool proof method for picking up women. It seems that whenever he takes his chocolate patterned umbrella out in the rain he gets cars beeping at him and women walking by taking second glances. He seems to be enjoying the attention cause it hasn’t stopped him from using it, however the Boss (Rosemarie his wife) might stop him once she reads this. 😛

So, if you are looking for help with the ladies this might be better than “What’s your starsign?”.



1 thought on “Pick up chicks

  1. mib says:

    Lucky for me The Boss does not read this blog. It is more effective than sh*t is with flies. 8-D


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