Well, Amy spent all of yesterday looking after young relatives…. but nothing to blogg about? Hmmm, that doesn’t seem right, does it. Maybe Janey can help. Here’s a few multiple choice sentences Amy can use to assemble her next posting.

Gee, I had so much fun looking after the kids. They were really impressed with my
a) giant plasma screen
b) yodeling trophies
c) huge collection of IKEA catalogues
d) ability to completely ignore them

Naturally, being such a great role model for kids, I taught them how to
a) respect their elders
b) commit internet fraud
c) roll a joint
d) make hoax calls to the Energex call centre

I can’t wait for the next time I’m asked to look after them. I’m already
a) planning to move
b) getting a much more vicious dog
c) finding much better places to hide my stash
d) taping playschool episodes



4 thoughts on “Miss Amy… Miss Amy… Miss Amy!

  1. amyo says:

    What kids, I don’t know what you are talking about?

    No there is no newly created dirt mound in my backyard.. oh THAT dirt mound. The dog did that, I just gave him some fresh bones.

    Don’t you think these new size 10 sneakers are fetching and I think they go great with this orange pearl necklace.

    I think someone was making stuff up Janey, there weren’t any kids at my house yesterday.

  2. Kel says:

    Wasn’t Lucy and Gerry there? You probably WERE teaching them how to make hoax calls to Energex *cough* Aunty Sue *cough*

  3. Amyo says:

    Well, IF I did have my 13 yr old cousins at my house, the answers would have been:

    1. C
    2. A
    3. D

    Cause I know what teenagers like. Cause I’m cool and with it dudes. Peace!

  4. Amyo says:

    Oh and I meant to say that it looks like Janey is suffering from blog writing withdrawls.


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