Bit of background..
My ex-punk sister Katie is pregnant and overdue. On Wednesday the 8th of December I started an sms conversation to show my impatience. Katie was born on the 9/9/80 which meant she turned 19 on the 9/9/1999. Having a name like Katie and an obvious affinity with the number 9 means that she has a preoccupation with cats. Please note I’m not entirely convinced that it was her who responded, I kind of think it was Gavin her hardcore punk boyfriend. Also note that is a bit graphic. If you are under 13 or sensitive stop reading now.
Amyo: You are just waiting until the ninth to have the baby aren’t you?
Katie: Will it ever come out? I’m going 2 drink some raspberry leaf tea this arvo bcuz it spose 2 bring on contractions
A: Hurry up already. I’m waiting to become auntie amy
K: It’s up 2 the baby when it wants 2 come out unfortunately
A: R U induced yet? Hurry up will u? 🙂
K: I get induced monday, scary 🙂
A: But I want u to have it today! U know what u r like with the number nine
K: I wish bub would too but the little tiger won’t budge
A: Little tiger? Bub? R u becoming a soccer mum?
K: Well the doctor finger my hole today & asked me if I’m sporty
A: Thanks for that katie! LOL
K: Gavin force me to write it. Sorry. 🙁
Heaven help the unborn child. 😉
5 thoughts on “SMS conversation that packs a punch”
That is SO funny!
remind NEVA EVA IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN HOLE OF A PLANET TO READ ANYTHNG WRITTEN BY:
c)well i dont know wat c) is yet but ill get to that stage when you’re older
im gonna be sick/have nightmares tonight
Oh Gerry, I warned you at the beginning you sensitive little thing!!! 😀
When your mum finds out I’m going to be in big trouble.
oh she’ll find out alright
Amy O’Brian s going dooooooooooooooooown oh wait did i say that out loud
congratulations to Katie, on your new daughter I’m still waiting for my grand daughter but I’ve got high hopes from the look of Kel.
Hopefully blood means that she’ll have a daughter too
Kel says: HELL NO!