Bit of background..
My ex-punk sister Katie is pregnant and overdue. On Wednesday the 8th of December I started an sms conversation to show my impatience. Katie was born on the 9/9/80 which meant she turned 19 on the 9/9/1999. Having a name like Katie and an obvious affinity with the number 9 means that she has a preoccupation with cats. Please note I’m not entirely convinced that it was her who responded, I kind of think it was Gavin her hardcore punk boyfriend. Also note that is a bit graphic. If you are under 13 or sensitive stop reading now.
Amyo: You are just waiting until the ninth to have the baby aren’t you?
Katie: Will it ever come out? I’m going 2 drink some raspberry leaf tea this arvo bcuz it spose 2 bring on contractions
A: Hurry up already. I’m waiting to become auntie amy
K: It’s up 2 the baby when it wants 2 come out unfortunately
A: R U induced yet? Hurry up will u? 🙂
K: I get induced monday, scary 🙂
A: But I want u to have it today! U know what u r like with the number nine
K: I wish bub would too but the little tiger won’t budge
A: Little tiger? Bub? R u becoming a soccer mum?
K: Well the doctor finger my hole today & asked me if I’m sporty
A: Thanks for that katie! LOL
K: Gavin force me to write it. Sorry. 🙁
Heaven help the unborn child. 😉