Utterly pointless and time wasting

Thanks to this site I’ve discovered that:

  • Jennifer Aniston and I are the same height. I guess that means Brad won’t be interested in me
  • I’m taller than Elton John so he will have to pull his platforms out of the cupboard to speak to me
  • If Boy George had boobs they’d be at my eye level
  • Kathleen Turner is hot
  • Kareem Abdul Jabar is one tall ass basketball player

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7 thoughts on “Utterly pointless and time wasting

  1. Kel

    So far, I am the same height as:

    • Cindy Crawford
    • Cameron Diaz
    • Helen Hunt

    I was looking for someone who would be looking at MY boobs, but not even Danny DeVito was doing that. Gary Coleman was close – he was more shoulder, but I guess his eyes could wander. General Tom Thumb was looking at my elbow! And I would be gazing at Kareem Abdul Jabar’s boobs. Or muscular pecs, rather.

    And I also noted there was an extreme lack of “hot” guys on the list – I couldn’t find any that I wanted to see if I hugged them if my head would be on their chests 🙂

  2. dbee

    how can you tell that Kathleen Turner is hot just from her height?? eh?

    I can’t believe that Michael Criton is 6’10! and Rupaul is 6’7. Well hello there big boy 😉

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