Inspired by her sister’s purchase of the betalife dvds, Pauline is now on a bit of a health kick. For the last four nights we have cooked meals together that have not had any carbohydrates in and lots of fruit and vegetables. My favourite has been the Asian pork wraps which was asian flavoured pork wrapped in lettuce leaves. We’ve also made flour free chocolate brownies, pork chops with apple salsa and chicken papaya broccoli.
I’ve welcomed this change in diet as I’ve been getting sick of pataks frozen curries but it seems Pauline isn’t faring as well. On tuesday night she woke up dizzy and had a splitting headache. According to the dvds this is to be expected so as an antidote to this illness Pauline subscribed an egg and bacon muffin for herself. She maintains that this isn’t cheating as they do say you can have some carbohydrates every day but I’m making the most of paying her out for it. This blog entry is a good example of how I’m working to achieve that objective. 😀
Last Saturday Pauline watched the first week of the betalife dvds which sent me to sleep. Just before I nodded off however I noticed how incredibly cult-like the dvd was. It had this perpetually smiling blonde surfer dude in a suit talking in front of relaxing images such as the beach. Somewhere in there were subliminal messages saying “sell your house, buy stocks in betalife, buy guns’. Obviously I am immune to such suggestions and use sleep as my arsenal against cult like activities. Personally I’m a bit wary of a company that can’t even spell better.
In other news, anyone want to buy my house? 😀