Today is the day where we celebrate women, so in honour I’ve made up some marketing slogans to promote how good they are. Feel free abuse me for being sexist or whatever. Or just abuse me cause they are lame:
- Women – they’ve got boobs.
- Bored? Talk to someone premenstral.
- Honey, I’ve just invented the wheel. That’s good dear, I just popped out this HUMAN BEING
It’s a bit wierd being a woman, suddenly you can’t drive on certain days of the month, you are capable of holding a human in your belly for 9 months and like a cow you can expel milk. But I guess it’s no wierder than a man riding a bicycle nude. Scary!