Today is the day where we celebrate women, so in honour I’ve made up some marketing slogans to promote how good they are. Feel free abuse me for being sexist or whatever. Or just abuse me cause they are lame:

  • Women – they’ve got boobs.
  • Bored? Talk to someone premenstral.
  • Honey, I’ve just invented the wheel. That’s good dear, I just popped out this HUMAN BEING

It’s a bit wierd being a woman, suddenly you can’t drive on certain days of the month, you are capable of holding a human in your belly for 9 months and like a cow you can expel milk. But I guess it’s no wierder than a man riding a bicycle nude. Scary!



5 thoughts on “International Women’s Day

  1. Kel says:

    i LOVE the second one – i sat at work giggling to myself for a little bit, and got weird looks from one of the other workers 🙂

  2. scuppers says:

    I like the first one, but not for THAT reason. It totally sums up women, but I don’t think that ok, I’m a good boy.

  3. mib says:

    Yeah, yeah, scuppers, their eyes aren’t that low! You have to look a little higher. 😎

  4. Lucy-loo says:

    Now i know where all our download MB is going….
    Warning Warning!-Only act on 2nd one if SUCICDAL
    LoL you should know that Amy, you live with a female! 😛

  5. Kel says:

    mib is only able to preach that because he’s been told enough times himself!


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