If this isn’t the greatest invention on earth, I don’t know what is. How simple! If only I had found this in a store in Brisbane instead of on the internet it would have been everyones christmas present this year.
Now excuse me while I go back to the dreary job of figuring out what everyone should get for christmas.
Are you SURE you don’t want to buy me that? Or the Plasma mug with electronic coaster will do me just fine too.
Hmm… well I could do your trick of ordering something off the internet and then holding the present to ransom for 6 months. I’ll give you your christmas present in february. How’s that?
WICKED! guess you’ll be looking forward to your present next september.