How to tell you’ve been watching too many forensic shows:

  1. When walking past a 4×4 you imagine what it’s bullbar would look like as bruises on your body
  2. You dust your coffee cup at work for fingerprints because you suspect a collegue has been using it
  3. When someone mentions a town in Victoria you know how many people were killed by a serial killer in the immediate vicinity
  4. You can only go to sleep to the monotone narration of “The New Detectives”
  5. You accidently injure yourself while eating an apple and cut out the piece of carpet you bled on to analyse for dna
  6. When walking in a deserted park or dodgy alleyway there is a voice over in your head saying “She was last seen in this dodgy alleyway”
  7. You put on latex gloves to pull your wallet out of your jeans



8 thoughts on “Who are you.. ooh ooh ooh ooh

  1. dbee says:

    or you obsessively take photos of everything in sight with your mobile phone, just in case you may need the photographic evidence in court!! 😉

  2. Amyo says:

    Or you don’t eat food made by others because you know what people can do with rat poison.

  3. mib says:

    Well doctors treat DVTs with rat poison. Is that what you mean? 😎

  4. amyo says:

    Just thought of another one:

    8. After losing an earing you set up a perimeter around the area with yellow tape then slowly search the area in a grid pattern.

  5. Kel says:

    That’s called a fingertip search 🙂

    And I’m quite devastated to say that I missed Forensic Investigators this week, was too buggered after TAFE.

    Funny afterthought – Mat is trying explain to his Mum what a DVD is because we just gave her my old DVD player. We bought a VCR & DVD in one – I tried to convince Mat to get the one with divx but it didn’t happen.

  6. u_kno_who says:

    or getting a baseball bat out or sumthin every time u hear a noise lol thts a good 1


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